Rolled 1 (1d2)
Your momentum crossing his throws both of you
Everyone in the room is on their feet. Lots of knives out.
Seafood's grinning.
Slim has one knife half out his belt. Both of yours are under his jaw, your nails digging in. His face is all smeared with safflower tun.
"<span class="mu-g">yew roont mah shirt. My shirt wuz <span class="mu-i">kleen</span>.</span>" Ooh you are SO mad. Whatever smudges you got from Seafood are going to get taken out on him.
"It'll wash. Ey, ease up eh, Oats. You've showed your chops."
"<span class="mu-g">It wuz <span class="mu-i">paint</span>. Paint <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-i">ztainz</span></span>." Your claws dig. SO mad.
"Ey, ey! Cmoan! I got coupons for Prestie's Laundry! Fully clean for five Grains per garment, or your clothes back!"
Seafood chips in.
"Unca Oats, please let him go. We'll take the coupons. Clean it all up nice. See, mister? Unca Oats is COOL!"
You let up, because Seafood spoke. Because everyone is now looking at you, you crouch and cower, drawing your hood over your face.
If ThiefBoss has doubts about Seafood's story they are outweighed by how useful YOU might be.
"Short and bare, like I said. So happens we do need ...help. There is a-"
ThiefBoss cuts himself off, because Seafood is whispering to you. You pretend to whisper back, twiddling your fingers, pointing randomly, while Seafood nods and smiles encouragingly. You're starting to enjoy yourself when Seafood presses your palm hard enough to leave a bruise.
So you stop.
"Unca Oats says he wants free and fast passage to Elven Lands."
ThiefBoss takes a minute. "That way is long. Passing through-"
"How many jobs is that worth."
ThiefBoss bites his cheek.
"Let's start with one."
[WHICH]
>RAID>The building of new Myrmid forward post has been observed>Hiving activities have begun>Undo this.>RELIEF>Supply attempts across the warzone have been harried by aerial Myrmid squadrons>Secure the convoy, break the choke>RECON>Scouts have reported possible locations of the Myrmid's so-called Ancient Hives>Discover and penetrate these locations>If fake, expose.>If real, destroy.[SUPPORT?]
Due to 1degree of success, QM rollan 1d2 for number of Support Operators YOU may bring.
>Bring Support Operators Y/N[ROLL]
>5D100, all for Mission>will +15 for first and second roll, since Sneekibreeki is involved[BALANCE SHEET]
>Stuffs §2086.5 >Grains Ꮆ788 - 7 for lodging>Ꮆ781>Silver Pieces Ᵽ$617 >82 Dedder Dusts >5 Dimm Cult >Toady 16/16HP >Quality Kludge Armor 15/15Dur >OR Light Kludge Armor 8/8 >[Helff Swigga] 5/6 gluggz >Bluddslutt needs 23LM to revive [BONUSES]
>+15 Sneekibreeki >+15 Gen vs Rhea Civilians >+7 vs Rhea Adventurers >>6109893>>6109888>>6109781>>6108563>>6108577>>6108595</span> 