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As you contemplate who’s gonna get what, an idea forms in your head! Raj, you command, gimme that <span class="mu-s">CRACKED MASK!</span>
“S’all yours, dude!” He replies as he helpfully hands it over! Using your <span class="mu-s">SUPERHUMAN-STRENGTH DUCT TAPE,</span> you patch the crack as easily as 1, 2, 3!
“Now <span class="mu-i">THAT’S</span> quality!” Remarks Rodney as you show off your handiwork to your pals!
“Must cost a fortune, though!” Raj adds, prompting you to shake your head with a laugh! Not <span class="mu-i">this</span> tape, you smirk! For the price of the leading brand of duct tape you get the strength of <span class="mu-s">TEN ROLLS…</span> and the length of <span class="mu-s">TWENTY!</span> Now that’s quality!
“Wow! I’d better go buy some once all this is over!” Exclaims the skater as you stow it back into your pockets. No rush, you reply–you can find it at pretty much any Home Improvement or Supermarket near <span class="mu-s">YOU!</span>
With that crap out of the way, you move on to the next big issue you’re facing: namely the supply shortage! Any ideas on how to divvy ‘em up, guys?
“Battle Royale!” Shouts Rodney!
“Rock Paper Scissors!” Suggests Raj!
Not bad ideas, you sigh as you rub your chin in thought, but how about we draw straws instead?
“Do uh…” The skater mutters, “Do we have straws?”
Crap. Tell you what: Raj and Rodney get the <span class="mu-s">MINING HELMETS.</span>
“<span class="mu-i">YES!</span>” Cheers your ‘<span class="mu-i">Rival</span>’ as Raj pumps his fist!
And Raj and I will get the <span class="mu-s">GAS MASKS</span>, you add with much less fanfare.
“And just what am I supposed ta’ do if there’s <span class="mu-s">POISON GAS</span> down there, huh?” Counters Rodney as he angrily plants his hands on his hips!
He can hold his breath or something! It’s just <span class="mu-i">GAS</span>!
“I won’t forget this, D… mark my words…”
Already forgot ‘em, you reply as you hand out the goods! With that settled, all that remains is <span class="mu-s">THE MINE!</span>
>CONTD.
