>>6076129With all the nursemaid skills you lack having never had a basic treasure chest obstetrics class or even human sex ed, you deliver a beautiful bouncing baby chest into the world.
But what's this! Your friend doesn't appear to be moving! In fact, it lays there like an inanimate piece of wood meant for holding items!
NO! Can it be? Your only friend in the world dying in childbirth. You don't know what to do. No one ever prepared you for this.
Come back to me. Come back to me, damnit. No. Not like this.
