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Snorkel in hand, you snatch up your snorkel and waste no time scampering across the sand and over to where Mitzi awaits with a mixture of excitement, confusion, and embarrassment plastered on her reddening face! Quickly donning her snorkel and mask, she takes refuge underwater as you leap into the lapping waves with reckless abandon!
Immediately met with a sensation akin to climbing naked into a bathtub full of blueberry ice cream… in a blizzard… in <span class="mu-s">JANUARY</span>, your body springs into action by wildly flailing your arms and legs until you feel sensation in your extremities again! It seems you spastic movement has attracted the local wildlife, though–popping out of the water in front of you like a tanned seal, Mitzi spits the snorkel out of her mouth and smiles!
“Nice suit, Stan,” she remarks with the usual false interest in her voice as she glances at your blue striped ensemble, “what brand is that, again?”
It’s not your fault, okay?! You just thought you were gonna talk and… and eat <span class="mu-i">chips</span> or something! Nats never told you to bring a suit!
“<span class="mu-r">The last time I helped you get dressed you got MAD at me!</span>” Pouts your demonic companion!
That’s because she almost made you wea-
“Okay, dweebs, follow me and remember to take a deep breath, yea?”
Taking her advice, you pop on your mask and dive below the water to find yourself in a vast forest of coral and kelp! Following your toned tour guide, the two of you glide through the cornucopia of colors as schools of glittering fish pass by and watch you with interest!
Swooping low past some brain coral, Nats marvels as you glide past a cluster of sea anemones–the plant-like critters stuffed with families of clownfish! Dipping low through a rocky arch, caravans of blue and red crabs and shrimp brandish their claws at you as you swim through their domain, and you even spot a group of eels watching you with their saucer-wide eyes from the holes in the rock!
Finishing your journey with a quick trip through the kelp forest, Mitzi turns around and wraps you into a hug as the two of you ascend together!
>CONTD.