>>5235936“Errr, anyways,” W continues as he uncomfortably watches you scarf down your frozen treat, “Did you obtain any intel?”
“I think Ms. Parble will agree that I’ve been <span class="mu-i">quite</span> forthcoming.” The skull replies as he sends a wink your way. Yea, you nod, you got a whole bunch of stuff outta’ him! Plopping Lil’ Stanley next to Jed’s skull, you let her bat him around a little bit as you rise from your seat.
“By all means, then,” W replies as Goon #2 retrieves a tablet from their kit, “Tell us what you’ve learned.”
Well, uh….
“You forgot, didn’t ya?” Ly groans as you chomp into your ice cream to buy some more time. Nuh-uh!
<span class="mu-b">THREE EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE MINUTES OF ICE CREAM-LICKING LATER…</span>
Okay, you mumble as you scarf down the last few pieces of cone, you’ve got it! Licking your gloves clean, you skillfully relay the information you extracted from Jed to the security goons!
“... Yea, you can’t just narrate ‘<span class="mu-i">I skillfully relay the information</span>’--you have to actually <span class="mu-i">tell</span> us.” Sighs Goon #1 as #2 impatiently drums their fingers along the side of the tablet. Damn it!
<span class="mu-b">TWO EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE MINUTES OF HAVING LY PROMPT YOU LATER…</span>
“Parrot Fish, huh?” Officer W repeats as he and his crew give you confused looks. Yea, you nod as you squeeze Lil’ Stanley close to your chest, and don’t forget the <span class="mu-r">RUSTY NAILS,</span> either–that’s important!
“I’ll make a note of i-”
They don’t wanna get a <span class="mu-i">Tartarus</span> Shot, do they?
“... No,” Goon #2 sighs, clearly annoyed by your interruption, “They don’t.” These guys are starting to give you <span class="mu-i">Art</span> vibes!
“Thank you for the information, Ms. Parble.” W adds, clearly eager to get things over with. “All that remains now is to take Mr. Slauson here into custody. <span class="mu-g">THE ORDER</span> expressed quite a bit of interest in examining him-”
“I don’t think that’ll be necessary,” Interjects the aforementioned Mr. Slauson in a pleasant tone. “As I mentioned earlier, I was <span class="mu-i">very</span> cooperative when sharing my information, wasn’t I, Stanley?”
You and your captive raccoon exchange a look. Yea, you nod, he <span class="mu-i">was</span>! <span class="mu-i">VERY!</span>
“Well in that case,” Officer W shrugs, “I suppose we can be a little more lenient as we-”
VERY <span class="mu-s">NASTY,</span> you snarl!
>CONTD. 