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Hey Faggots,
My name is David, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fucking some living fleshlight.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the captain of the Metal Gear, and starter on my own spacestation. What warcrimes do you commit, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot catgirl girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
