>>5397148An unseen force crushes you against the sharp bones molded into a grim tableau above TIM’S throne, and as you struggle to fight against the gravity, you watch as the lich slowly levitates up to you with an outstretched hand and a murderous look in his eye!
“I REFUSE to hear his name… or anything else of his!” Pushing you harder against the ceiling, TIM slowly regains his crooked smile as pain begins to shoot through your back! “Do yourself a favor, my dear: leave history as history… who knows? Maybe if you behave yourself I’ll make you into something DIGNIFIED once I’ve taken care of you… a towel girl, perhaps? Or maybe a STOOL?”
A wicked laugh escapes the lich’s mouth as he drops you and Lil’ Stanley to the floor again, and as the latter chitters in pain, a look of bemusement forms on TIM’S face!
“Well, well, I KNEW I smelled a little more marrow…” Bringing the raccoon closer with an invisible hand, TIM glances at you as if he’d just come up with a fun new game!
“Tell me, Stanley… you’ve been such a well-behaved girl, would you care to check in on one of your friends before we end this dance? Your purple-haired pal, perhaps? Or maybe her beau and your first ally in your crusade against me?”
His eyes narrow with delight as he savors each and every possible choice. “Ooh, or maybe that red-headed HUNK of yours, hmm? It’s a wonder you didn’t SMOTHER him the other night with all that tongue you u-”
SHUT UP, you roar as you struggle to pick yourself back up! Shut the hell up!
“You’re right–It’d be MUCH more fun to enthrall him again, wouldn’t it?” Muses the lich with a shrug. “Perhaps there’s someone else, then? Someone new… or someone you haven’t seen in a while? I wonder how your brother will feel knowing his idiot sister KILLED the world?”
You don’t even give him the satisfaction of a response. Charging up a fresh EYE LASER, y
“Such a stubborn will you have, Stanley.”
Picking yourself off the floor again, you immediately ready another bla
“Really now, dear, this is beginning to get AWKWARD.”
Damn it, you hiss, is h
“HEY, it’s FUNNY AGAIN! NYAHAHAHAHA!”
>CONTD. 