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>Name: Vavok
>Major: Goblinoid Studies
You naturally choose goblinoid studies as your major. You ARE a goblin after all? How hard could it be? No one knows about goblin biology better than you. You would explore it all the time out frustration in your teenage years. You still keep one of your disgustingly yellow-ish claw-like fingernails long for that purpose. To really reach in there. And your benefactor is a professor in the monsterology department anyways and teaches some of the courses. Though, that might end up being a negative given how neurotic and violent he is. After you had pissed inside his his gay little wizard hat and almost bust a gut laughing as piss streamed down his face he had almost cut your balls off. He stated that he was going to use those little green orbs of yours to make a fertility potion to impregnate your whore mother with.
Thankfully while he was chasing you, in a display very reminiscent of one of your old circuses comedy routes, slipped and fell from your slippery green-ish piss and allowed you to get away. He had calmed down later after copiously drinking and softly cradled you in his arms while calling you his "precious little grigga" who was going to show the world and that "elf whore" he's better than Zoltar. You ruined that little moment by trying to suckle from his teat like an unweaned baby because the rocking triggered some dormant instinct, though.
Needless to say he isn't the most pleased with you right now... But he needs you and so goblinoid studies is probably the easiest major for you.
As you're walking to class gawking at the run-down yet vast school buildings on campus with various donors' names emblazoned on them, you notice a long line of booths. A large number of students of all races and sizes are walking in a disorganized line past them, frequently jostling each-other and disrupting the flow of traffic.
You ask a dis-interested looking goth dark elf lad, who wrinkles her nose at you and calls you "one ugly looking dwarf," and she tells you it’s the school's involvement fair in a gruff manner that brooks no chance of response. Pretty much every student organization on campus was being represented here.
Surveying the booths from afar you notice a few sections that catch your eye. You're probably going to be late for your first class if you check out more than two sections of the booths but you need the college experience, right?
>Check out the frats
>Check out the sororities
>Check out the Professional Orgs
>Check out the DEI and Racial Clubs
>Check out the athletic clubs
>Check out the student leadership
>Just go to class
>Fuck everything else hit on the Goth Dark Elf
>Write in
