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You are Diogenes of Sinope aka Diogenes the Cynic aka Diogenes the Hobo. You just got back to your tub after a wild gay orgy with unwashed Michailos and the boys. Life is good. What do?
>throw poop at Plato.
>urinate on people who insulted you.
>defecate in the theatre.
>masturbate in public.