I have a message for the QTG. This is General Jack D. Ripper advising you that I have ordered an irreversible tiebreaker doomsday die to be rolled in one hour. There is nothing you can do to stop it. There's no going back. I cannot allow this contemptible state of affairs any longer- I cannot allow lurker agitation, indoctrination, and infiltration in my thread. Have you ever seen a lurker drink a glass of water? Never! Not unless very good reasons of subterfuge were provided to him, would a lurker ever drink a glass of water. I ask you this, how can I stand idly by while the Infantry Tactics Quest is fluoridized by the international lurker conspiracy!? So, you'd better commit. One hundred percent, or the lurker retaliation will result in total annihilation of our way of life!
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