>>5346724The denizens of Bitchmurdered drew arms and primed powers to slay the thing that stood before them yet nothing prepared them for the sudden wave of corruptive chaos that began emanating from the thing that resembled the Disheveled delver.
It was soundless, silent, yet sonorous, a chorus of untold tales that hewed at the ears, an aural assault of nothingness that peeled at the mind, ten thousand gears and bindings and powers shattering and sundering under absolute void's glare. Akashic lights began to coruscate, glinting streamers flickering into and out of vision like ghosts and wisps before SURGING TOWARDS-
There was a mash-up of two comical sound effects with one of a mallet hitting a hollow coconut and the other a sickening crunch of a a skeletal system being transmuted into smashed Cheetos.
Luna Bonney shook her head in disapproval as she looked down upon Agatha's crumpled melting corpse.
"Too much Kool-aid." she tisked, paddling the bone sandal in her hand. "I still can't get why all the Looney tunes would pause and scrum the salad."
Urist stood by flat out stupefied as Luna Bonney bent over to pick up the relic that was once held by that THING.
"You mind if I score a Touchdown on the Easter egg?" asked Luna.
There was a beat before Luna took everyone's silence as a form of consent and knelt down to up the relic. It was at this moment the THING OF DATA leapt out from the corpse of Agatha to grab the face of the white rabbit woman in an attempt to force itself into the body of The Lunatic. The DATA forced itself in, streamers of things that Urist's mind failed to process flowing straight into the sockets of Luna, pounding into the Rabbit woman's head, to impregnate her mind...
And once the tide slowed to a trickle, then stopped...the DATA began to scream.
A scream of pure pain and terror, of a beast facing something infinitely its greater. Of a man faced with something so far beyond their ken they broke like glass.
It was a mind-cracking THING made to break open and flay the minds of mortals into broken, psychotic husks.
And it was 'terrified' of Luna Bonney, who looked nonplussed at the whole debacle as the THING withered away under the insane chaos contained within the Bunny woman's mind before dissolving into nothing.
Luna smacked her lips as if tasting something weird. "Huh. I thought I heard purple crayons, or was it the taste of Smug Quacks?" She paused before shrugging it off and went to pick up the relic.
Tucking the object between the cleavage of her breasts, Luna turned to head back into the tunnel network leaving the Fortress settlement of Bitchmurdered to process what just happened.
Five minutes had passed before someone started laughing at the sheer farce. The whole settlement joined in the mad laughter shortly after, and didn't stop laughing until an hour later.
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