>>6089872>>6089880Did you see how fast that bastard moved earlier?! I don't wanna take any chances, what if it backstabs me?!
>>6089868Yeah I suppose I COULD do that, but I'd really rather get that water bottle back first, it was kinda expensive
>>6089868Mm... Y'know what? Not a bad idea! Luckily the beachgoers always leave some random trash lying around, no one's gonna notice it if I chuck it into the ocean-
>"Woah woah woah! The hell are you doing??"Fuck. A hipster.
>>6089871Not a bad idea- Oh wait, shit! It's getting away!
>"Wait a minute! You stop right there!"