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I guess it's fair to say you've really done it this time.
Releasing the pressure on your pelvic floor causes your earlier efforts at not getting a boner to backfire. At the same moment your urine releases your penis shoots up skyward, spraying a deluge of piss all over everything but the piss jug. The walls and floor are soaked and you also managed to give Dr. Goldwater and the nurses an inadvertent golden shower. What's more, you've shorted out all the electronic equipment, including the heart rate monitor. The monetary value of the damage you've just done is certainly somewhere in the thousands. What do you have to say for yourself?
>"Uhhh... s-s-sorry...."
>"That was fun! Can you check my prostate too?"
>"I'm hungry, when's breakfast?"
>"Behold mortals, I am the piss lord of the nth dimension! Bow to me or be annihilated with pee pee!"
