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>B, what’s the operational status of the broken Warden in storage?
Administrator --> B
ADMINISTATOR: Bill, have you been working on the broken Warden? How is the status of it?
BALLBREAKER: Ah! You mean my little pet project?
BALLBREAKER: It's all kinds of fucked up! In an interesting way, but that's besides the point.
BALLBREAKER: Been stuffing all sorts of junk in there. As they say, the more the merrier.
ADMINISTATOR: That doesn't answer the question.
BALLBREAKER: It's going to work, trust me, sir! Ain't gonna be killing any anomalies but it'll be up and running soon! Thing's pretty bulletproof but it's slow as hell, good for cover at most.
BALLBREAKER: Just a heads up, though. That weird Spammy Tom guy has been pestering me about modifying him with the spare junk I tore out of it.
ADMINISTATOR: Are you considering it?
BALLBREAKER: I ain't gonna fuck with him unless you tell me to, sir.
>Check how A2 is doing with that QUALITY COFFEE we got her
Administrator A2
ADMINISTATOR: Adama?
ANAZINGADAMA: Administrator?
ADMINISTATOR: Coffee.
ANAZINGADAMA: Coffee!
ADMINISTATOR: Alright, before the collective brain cells and whatever DNA we share disintegrates.
ADMINISTATOR: How was the QUALITY COFFEE? Thought you deserved from, sister from a different mister.
ANAZINGADAMA: Never fucking say that again.
ANAZINGADAMA: Also this expresso stuff your AI pal sent? Primo shit, fucking primo. Feels like sex on my tongue.
ADMINISTATOR: Crass much?
ANAZINGADAMA: Oh, shut it. You gotta give me some more of this shit, I’ll work twice as hard as you ever would.
ADMINISTATOR: Oh, you better. If we don’t produce enough energy, I might have to send away my good coffee as a down payment.
ANAZINGADAMA: I will break into your office and gut you if that precious stuff gets shipped.
ADMINISTATOR: Fair enough.
A small smile cracks across your old, tired face. It’s like talking to a younger version of yourself but a bit less…hm. Does she like fire as much as you do? Regardless, she seems to be having a blast now.
>Employee A2's morale is at an all time high!
>Notify G2 about what Admin experienced (Anomalous Insight) when meeting Velvet personally, and relate that to the apparition seen with Velvet and the few snippets she's mentioned.
Administrator --> G2
ADMINISTATOR: I wish to discuss the work order we both did on Velvet.
GLADTOHELP: Go on.
ADMINISTATOR: It's hard to explain it but I get glimpses of what an anomaly is thinking.
ADMINISTATOR: I recall fractured snippets. Guess anomaly thoughts are too hard to directly understand.
ADMINISTATOR: During the meeting we had with her, there was a voice, masculine, probably mid to late 40s.
ADMINISTATOR: Calling her a dirty whore or something. Wench was the term, I think. Was real fucking pissed.
ADMINISTATOR: He was dealing with something? Part of me thinks it’s that weird apparition. Keep hearing things about bottles shattering, fires. What do you make of it?
