>>5246480Esteemed sire, for as cheap as 10 gp each we'll gladly hand you our contacts. Unless ofc you happen to have some we dont currently posess, making it thus a fair exchange. Please dont think ill of our predatory shark minds, this is but civilized justice.
>>5246380Good day esteemed gentleman, i am the CEO of The Demiau Corporation, and me alongside the board of insanely rich oligarchs would love to shake hands with you, and extend to you this absolutely fair trade agreement. And please do not try to pry into the inbetween lines, those are but myths. Now, while you munch into this 40000 pages of totally fair contract, please accompany me over this way...
Our corporation runs by the following formula, you got a problem, we got a prize, whatever it is you desire done, please don't hesitate to contact your local Franchise and get started in the deal, for a list of possible exchange but not limited to: Mercenaries during war, Debt collectors, Bankers, Real estate, Fortifications, ETC. We also include in all our deals an "extra" charge of security, in which you can lay claim of all your inversion with us for a FULL return should we fail to complete our contract. 