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>"Great Woldor, I have heard much of your strength and courage as Wargod, but long I have wondered... of all the weapons used to wage war, which is your favorite? Suppose there was a fierce and fearsome challenger ahead and you had to grab one of many weapons, all of masterwork quality but otherwise equal. Which would you pick? There's no ulterior motive in this, I'm genuinely curious."
[WOLDOR] "Bruhahehe, a fine question lass. An astute mind studies thy enemy at every interval at the given!"
'Ah.' He sees my purpose in asking such a thing...
[WOLDOR] "The purpose of a weapon is to fight, dearest celestial. To kill thy enemy, see them driven before thyself and victory grasped. All weapons that meet the criteria are valid. Victory means everything! Hahahaha! Whether it is by dropping carpets of draping bombs overhead, firing down nuclear missiles like thunder from the sky, squashing all resistance under mighty treads or shredding them to cheese with guns, and lastly, engaging forthwith hence, in a brrrrrutal melee to the DEATH! HAHAHAHA! ALL WEAPONS FIND RESPECT IN MY EYES!"
[WOLDOR] "Ahh... but there is such a weapon that stands above all others in my hand. Make no mistake my dear, I wield both sword and gun, the prime weapons of war. I sharpen billhook and bequeath spear. Even yon Jenk's hoe maketh a fine tool for the harvest of crop and soul. I trained myself in every one thing below man has made to kill. But there is nothing that pumps my blood more, NOTHING that enlivens my adrenaline like the swing of my AXE! HAHAHAHA! The BrrrrrRRRRronze Axe, my grandest symbol so! Many a enemy fell by her majestic edge!"
[WOLDOR] "Indeed. I wield the axe, harshest cutter of all weaponry. My wife, beautiful Eikn, the sword, most flexible of all weaponry. And my son, Ludwyhn, he wields the spear, most regal symbol of office of all weaponry! Hahahaha!"
'Interesting...'
[WOLDOR] "You have yet to pick up a weapon of your own, however. I see. Fret not, Goddess, for soon shall ye discover it for yourself delving into my world! Hah! You shall become attracted to something eventually, and pick it up! Reward awaits!"
