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You were doing your tunnel exploration on the weekend, naturally. On the following <span class="mu-s">Monday</span>, your shift starts again and you return to the store. You have been trying to come up with excuses to your store manage, but about an hour into your shift a strange woman stops you.
<span class="mu-b">"Oh, hello there. You must be Rod?"</span>
<span class="mu-r">"Yes! Is there anything I can help you with? Maybe finding a tool or part, or ordering one if we don't have it?"</span>
<span class="mu-b">"Oh no- I was looking for you. You're the tunnel guy, right? Sorry to bother you at work like this, but your coworker told me that was you."</span>
Wow, you didn't expect anyone to recognize you in real life from that silly video. It's grown a bit since you posted it, but you still haven't reached a million views.
<span class="mu-r">"Oh, uhh, yeah. Heh. I hope you, uhh, liked it?"</span>
<span class="mu-b">"Like it? Oh no, I LOVE IT! It's just my kind of thing. I love podcasts like your videos, about unsolved mysteries, serial killers, creepypasta, modern magic, they're all so cool! It's like, totally my thing."</span>
You relax a bit, thinking this probably isn't a government agent or a building contractor ready to sue your ass into oblivion for building a permit (and reality) defying tunnel in your storage room. She seems peppy enough, despite her wearing all black and seeming like she put on a lot of makeup and effort into your appearance today. You feel a flush thinking she was doing this just for you, but you don't think the chunky girl is that interested in you, buddy, she's just a fan. Don't make this weird.
<span class="mu-b">"...So like, you're going to let me see it, right?"</span>
<span class="mu-r">"Oh! Oh."</span>
<span class="mu-b">"Oh jeez... Sorry, I hope that wasn't too forward. I just like... really wanted to see it myself."</span>
<span class="mu-r">"-Wait, you think it's real?"</span>
<span class="mu-b">"What do you mean? It <span class="mu-i">is</span> real. Isn't it?"</span>
>Yes
>No