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Today the carriage is parked in a nice empty field of golden reeds. The prince has taken to setting up shop on top of the carriage with his parasol. From his vantage point he can see far and wide. As a bonus, he can look down at you. Which his short stature usually forbids. You worry about the danger present in him slipping and falling off, but ultimately decide its better that he has put himself someplace where you can easily keep an eye on him. Despite the serenity of the glade, your instincts are telling you something is wrong. Black birds circle over head. Try as you may, you cannot figure out what.
While collecting some branches for a fire, you muse over some ways you can better engage with the prince. An idea crosses your mind.
"My prince", you call out "how would you like to go for a hunt? Maybe the two of us can capture some of the local game for tonight's dinner!" That will teach him some manly responsibility. You picture up a situation where you show him how to use a bow.
"Nah, don't wana. We have food stuffs plenty for the trip. But If you want to get worms from wild game be my guest."
"My prince… You are not going to get worms from…"
He is already ignoring you. He turns to his other side and continues reading his book.
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The next day its the same golden fields and black birds, but not too far off is a lake. You consider going for a swim but don't want to get far from the prince. A fresh idea pops into your skull. Again you approach him at his place of power on top of the carriage.
"My prince, would you care to join me for a swim in the lake?"
"Eeew, no. Not after how weird you made it last time. If you want to molest me you're going to have to come up with a better plan."
"My prince, I am simply asking if you would like to go for a swim. I assure you I have no alternative motives."
"Sure, sure. Ill stay up here where its safe thank you"
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