>>5686599“Yes, effortlessly, also I thought she was religious? Isn’t there a commandment of ‘shan’t break a kids spine’ in the angels codes or something?” Thistle joke’s while questioning the seemingly innocent goat’s capacity for violence.
“I mean, are we talking old testament or new? Cause the old ways probably allow that.” Catti Informs the plant, momentarily looking up from her phone again.
“Wait, really?” The branch bastard exclaims. But the bird of the hour cuts off any further drivel to spew from his mud hole.
“As expected, of course the religious one is to be barbaric, but I suppose her lesser intelligence couldn’t grasp my stand’s magnificence.” Berdly said while pushing up his glasses and sniffling a bit. Disheartened by the bright blue painted stand with his face carved into its center being destroyed.
“Hey, road blocks happen! This just means we gotta shift our views for a bit. Y’know? So you guys got any ideas for our next little endeavor?” Thistle says with the enthusiasm of a car salesman.
Immediately berdly perked up and puffed his chest out.
“Being the brains, and brawn, and the beautiful one-“ Berdly begins.
“But I’m right here?” Thistle says confused at the birds mislabeling.
“Sorry, the brains and the beautiful one.” Berdly adjusts with a roll of his eyes,
“But I’m right here?” Thistle repeats.
“Okay…the brains.” Berdly corrects again
“But I’m-“. Thistle begins.
Catti punches Thistle on his arm with a small smirk. Used to the overgrown branches antics by now.
“Smart ass.” Catti says with a barely visible smile.
“But that’s Berdly’s-“ Thistle begins only to have his arm be lightly knocked by Berdly this time.
“No, your just an ass.” Berdly jokes, the three of them chuckle a bit at this.
“Alright but for real, you guys got an ideas?” Thistle says still chuckling a bit.
“Yeah but I left the blueprints at the library, my genius needs a book to get the gears of my wonderful super computer of a mind going.” Berdly explains with his classic smug smile.
“I got some stuff to do with occult superstitions of the town and that weird door in the woods. But I’d need your guys help in the details of it. Because I am too lazy to think of all this stuff on my own.” Catti simply admits with a shrug.
Well, your always a bit late, you could always make a quick stop.
>Go straight to school, be on time for once. >Go to the library, Berdly always has something interesting cooked up.>Go to Catti’s place real quick to see what idea’s she has on the local superstitions.>Write-in