Quoted By:
"Ho?" The green-haired man turns his attention to Quentin. "The Boss really has low standards for his fuckin' hires. When's the last time you've taken a shower?"
"WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX? I BELIEVE THOSE HAVE. THE SAME ANSWERS. BADA BING, BADA BOOM." He snaps his fingers. Thank god it wasn't a bone snapping. "GET. OWNED."
The green-haired man's face turns red as a beet. "WHY YOU MOTHERFUCK-" He gets interrupted by his four friends absolutely busting a gut over what they just heard.
"HE'S NOT WRONG, GUY!"
"I mean, all I have to do is flutter my eyes and he kneels." The girl holds back a giggle.
"C'mon, you're 30 and you STILL haven't gotten laid? Not even those robo-hookers bother with ya?"
"Heh."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHAT'S YOUR NAMES?!?!" He points a finger at the four of you. Well, shit, you didn't exactly have time to prep for that. Neither did your other allies.
"I AM. QUENTIN. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?" Sadly, he spits that out before Lex could cover his mouth. The man narrows his eyes at the walking corpse of an ally you have.
"...I don't know no Quentin, sorry."
"He's a new recruit." Ashley clears her throat. "He's a bit new to this whole thing and doesn't get our culture. I do apologize."
"It's fine, girl." The girl snaps her fingers. "Let them off the hook for that comment. Though I have to ask..." She aims her gun right at your forehead. "What WERE you doing here?" Shit, shit, try to think of something. Right, the corpse.
>-1 SUAVENESS
"We saw someone enter in before us." You nod your head towards the corpse of the mail lady. "We had to eliminate her. Simple as." You flash your best attempt at a smile.
Ashley shows off her bat. "Yep. It was a one and done deal. Killed her. You caught us RIGHT as we were finishing it, you know?"
The girl lowers her gun for a moment, seemingly pleased by this idea. "Well, that's nice and all. Thank you. We should probably leave you to it." She holsters her gun.
"It was no problem! Lilith here helped out a lot!" You gesture at Ashley. The room goes dead quiet after that. Y-you do recall that being a gangster's name, right? The girl with the gun drops her smile.
>22. FAILURE.
"...That's my name. What a funny coincidence, huh?"
"W-well!" Lex clears his throat. "Some people share names, right? It's not that big of a deal!" Lilith seems to buy this for a moment.
"Wait." The black haired man seems to realize something. "If you just finished doing it, why is her bat brand spanking new?" He points at Ashley's bat. "There's no blood on it. And that jacket is a bit too big..."
The room goes silent.
"You lying motherFUCKERS!" The man with green hair nearly fucking domes you in the head with a swing of his bat. Shit, shit! You didn't expect one name to shatter this whole thing!
Your allies try to scramble into position. Ashley raises her bat up, Lex has his brass knuckles on, and Quentin takes the gun you found and point it at the thugs. Yet they're already surrounding you!
