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So Be-eth it spokeneth, from Seed to Sapling to Growth to Ancient Barkbrain, ye, verily, it do be from mine own root-kindred and seed-siblings that I speaketh now the dire Prophecy
Our Mightiest Woodsie Warrior, It Of Of the Weeping Wind, Doth Travel for Hour and Hour and Hour, into the Deeper Gruesome Fortress-Heart of the Demons of Sec-UR and from their mighty spirit-touched Armories for Wars Unmentionable Against Their Unimaginable Foes Our Brave Soilsouth did thieving-take this mostee deadlee of all the deadliee thingies in the land of Sec-UR!
I Speakee Nowee in your Broken Soft Flappy Part Speech the Holy Prophee What Whereth Giveth To Me Byeth Mine Own Soilsiblees.
( Doeth Be of Patience, though your soft kind has none, the Prophecee is much more poetic in the soft rustle of leaves and the gentle tug of roots but flappy meat parts will suffice )
I speakee of the HOLY PROPHEE from the SACRED DAEMONIC TEXTS of Sec-UR's direst fortress armories! The Standard Manuale Of Advanced Equipment Use And Abuse, Doctrine For Local Kinetic Engagements, Chapter Seven Verse Nine Paragraph Seventy-Two C, Listen Now, ANd Tremble, Oh Soft One:
" STEP ONE
POINT TOWARDS HOSTILE
STEP TWO
CLEAR BACK AREA
STEP THREE
CHECK ONCE AGAIN YOUR MASK IS SECURE
STEP FOUR
DOSE AREA. IF PROBLEM PERSISTS DOSE MORE.
STEP FIVE.
GO TO ONE. "
This ancienthee Prophecee hath our scholars many long cycles debatee over! It is a measure of how to killeth - we think - the Bulb for good! This weapon is most fearsome, and we haveth lovingly modified it for ease and use and lightness!
Go soft stranger with soft, squishy parts that leak the red stuff what is good for soil and soul.
Take now this most daemonic CHEMICALE SPRAYER from Sec-UR's most monstrous minds, and WREACK HAVOC UPON THE FOLLOWERS OF THE BULB AND THE FOUL THING ITSELF
