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If it’s something related to water, well, she still gets wet like anyone else.
If it’s the power to make people happy then it doesn’t work on herself.
If it’s business savvy, well, it’s still hidden somewhere else.
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Right above the one meant for little kids, the third black flying Toy is latched to the pipes below and trying to drag the whole thing to the sky. As the red in the heart-shaped Soul Gem is eaten by black flames, Rita, or whoever she is right now, doesn’t doubt that her only way out is in. This time, her mind is the only place left to go.
Why would she end up wearing armor? And an armor so heavy, at that. Did the old knights use water parks to test their valor? Is her power turning into a walking church? Or Joan D’Arc?
It’s not her second personality, that much she both knows. That one came out later.
When the Black Knight slams into a column and finally bends it, Rita’s brain shakes as much as the water pipes. It’s as if the clues she had gathered in her hands were slapped off and scattered all over the ground
but she will kneel for them.
Last year, the truck she jumped into followed Aurelio and took her to the Fantasy Inc HQ. Just now, the first chain hit a pigeon instead of her. That one time someone sprayed her with deodorant and she kicked him in the balls some random passerby ended up getting scolded.
Finally, she slips and falls to the side. From her eyes, the whole park is now hanging from a wall.
Think.
Please, please think.
