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You wait to allow for perfect comedic timing to make a joke on this roastie, who is now drenched in Italian food.
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"DICKHEAD! I WANNA SMELL YOU!" You were so excited to blurt out your line that you mangle it completely and come off creepy and weird.
Your arms flicker into DOPE orange propellers, and you can feel your confidence coming back as you remember your mission.
No time to waste on mortal men, you've got to meet Glorplquix at the top of Mount Duum, and slay your ancient and horrific immortal nemesis once and for all.
When your DOPENESS level was maxed out, this would be an easy fight, but you left Glorplquix alive for just such an occasion as this.
After a long day of trying to find monsters to slay, nothing.
You feel SQUARE as ever.
Will you ever recover your DOPENESS?
Before the rest of the mountain's snow is melted away by this sweltering heat, you make a DOPE snowman.
You are about to descend the mountain and try something else, when suddenly, Glorplquix bursts out of his hiding spot, which was right under your snowman!
"Ah, it is you, Master. Thank you for allowing me to continue living in this mountain and eating the virgins that come here."
>A. "I've come to collect your soul, you wretched fiend! Your immortality won't save you now!" <Attack!>
>B. "You will tell me your sacred knowledge and confer immortality upon me!" <Negotiate!>
>C. <Write-in!>
