>>5697174The trio of morally questionable profit exchanged glances.
“We ain’t hero’s either to be frank. We just part suckers with their dough, does that sound like a hero?” Tree gambler says with a shrug.
“Yeah, We ain’t exactly known for sticking our necks out.” Catti adds.
“Why help others when we don’t get anything from it? If you watched as much YouTube essays as I do you’d surely understand this.” Berdly says without a hint of shame. His face of smugness falters for a moment.
“Plus most people…aren’t worth your time.” Berdly grumbles out that last part. Catti nods and places a paw on the birds shoulder as he sighs.
“Well, there you have it, sorry but we’re not hero’s. We’re just us.” The true shrug’s
“And what’s wrong with that? I’m sure you’ll be great at it!” Ralsei says with a song in his voice. A song that felt forced and flat to your ears.
“As the prince of this kingdom I think that you’ll-“
“You’re a prince?” Thistle reaffirms with the apparent royalty. He is tone and demeanor changing instantly.
“Yeah, but I don’t exactly have any followers at the moment.” He looks upon you with a mournful glance.
With a creak the tree king leans over towards the bird and cat.
“Do hero’s get paid?” Thistle asks his two stooges. Berdly’s face lights up at the question.
“I mean in my vast repertoire of gaming knowledge they do! Especially for quests such as saving the world! That’s at least 50,000 bucks in it for us I’d say!” Berdly explains pushing up his scouter as if they were a monocle. Leaning close to Thistle with his beak in a cocky grin.
Thistle feels a similar grin crack onto his face at this. Both of them start to chuckle a bit. Catti briefly wonders if they finally lost their minds. Well, might as well go along with their plan.
