>>6319992>>6319813>>6319744>>6319729ALRIGHT FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS AS ADMIRAL SPIGOT: FREE RANDS THE FILTHY LANDLUBBER FROM THE BRIG.
YOU PROCEED TO- shit hold on.
uhh menu, uhh slash menu, no that's not it
F12? okay that's doing something, now let's see... directory body, subdirectory uhh dong, no wait, jack-off arm, fuck no uhh, brain? yeah it's brain, alright here it is: inventory!
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well fuck it seems like RANDS is actively RANDSACKING your VALUABLES and POSSIBLES and TANGIBLES and maybe INTANGIBLES??? this CAN'T BE.
YOUR CREW has assembled around you and are now demanding their part of the booty, YOUR booty!! unafuckingcceptable we aren't even out of the port and they're already mutinying.
Should've updated your BIOS man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5f_ZyLhnmg>REBOOT DRIVE>FUCK THIS, MAN THE SHIP.>ENTER INVENTORY, JANK 'IM OUT.>T SPIGOT THE BEAT-OFFS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES [Write In]====================================YOU ARE RANDSAND IT'S DARK AS FUCK IN HERE WHATOH SHIT DRUGSOH SHIT A BONGNEVERMIND IT'S NOT THAT BAD IN HERE BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD TO BREATHEMUST BE THE MOLD>UHH BONGHIT?>LOOK AROUND? 