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Remembering how Sordyfagg had a zappyzapp rigged up to toast you the moment you stepped on it, you back off from the warning plate.
You don't want a Dorf zappy going off in your face. It will almost certainly involve biggy rocks.
<span class="mu-s">clumpclump, clumpclump, clumpclump, clumpclump, clump</span>
They're back! Coming down! There's no time from where you are to scuttle up the pillars. You blitz for one of the bunks, grab a pillow off the top and duck under the bunk, already chanting for <span class="mu-b">{POPUP}</span>. You hold the pillow up, using it to block their view. The tempo of Dorfy talk sounds like they garglen rocks, kek doesn't heighten or slow. Ain't seen you.
Your hand brushes something: quality print paper, crumpled.
Without stopping your chant mutter you examine it.
>Ooh, wazzis?
>A Dorfy pinnup!
>noooice
>yer geddin tribbz layder, Squattie
You shove it in yer cloffy armor.
There are footsteps coming towards the bunk, but you can feel the zappy kicking in.
"<span class="mu-g"> kek, too sl</span><span class="mu-b">ow, dirt fairy!</span>" you whisper, just as you see the inquisitive beard at the head of the bunk begin to lower. You're <span class="mu-b"> gone.</span>
