>>5932527“We told you to <span class="mu-i">relaaax</span>… Now sit here!” You bring Clutz to her Star Chair, and begin rubbing her neck like you have any idea of what you’re doing.
And so, your massage began! Emily made some tea for the clumsy star, and also put an incense on for the relaxing aroma. You put some relaxing music on your phone to create the greatest discount spa-like atmosphere. You’ve never been to a spa, you have no idea if they’re like this. You mean, technically you went to a spa, but they used to brainwash people in there, so you can hardly call it a legit experience.
“<span class="mu-i">Bwbwbwbwbwbwbwbw…</span>” Vortexia starts relaxing despite knowing you are not an expert.
“Here’s a warm towel.” Emily puts it on top of Clutz’s forehead.
“<span class="mu-i">Eeeeeeeeeeeee...</span>” Clutz is on another plane of existence. As King Comfy, you’re envious.
“Let me do your nails.” Emily starts working on Clutz’s hands for no reason.
The spa treatment ends the moment a random member of the staff shows up to inform everyone it’s about time to perform. You spent a good 20 to 30 minutes working on your client.
“How are you feeling, Clutz?” You ask as she stands up.
“<span class="mu-i">I’m goooood~</span>” Vortexia sounds way too relaxed.
“I think she’s ready.” Emily giggles because Vortexia sounded really dopey.
You must give your client some encouraging words before walking on stage! You’ll probably have to watch the show from your VIP seats, so she’ll be on her own after this. Be wise with your phrase selection!
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>Throw a glass of water on Clutz’s face. She needs to be on her feet!>“Clutz, do your best out there! We believe in you!” Encourage her like the father you never had.>“Take them by storm, Vortexia! You got this!” Encourage her in the way you think she’d prefer.>“Daydreaming time is over, you need to get serious and rock out there.” Be professional.>Write In. 