>>5418084“Ahem,” Begins Hare as your joke falls flat on its face, “In the wake of the recent disaster, Ms. Parble, <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY’S</span> brand took quite a hit both internationally <span class="mu-i">and</span> domestically.”
Boo<span class="mu-i">hoo</span>, you scoff, you and your friends nearly died so many times Death is basically a part of ‘<span class="mu-b">The Gang</span>’ now!
“Yes, we-”
You do <span class="mu-s">brunch</span>!
“Mr. Hare doesn’t mean to belittle the efforts or the experiences of the survivors, Ms. Parble,” Explains Mr. Fox like a father calming down a child, “but as our new CEO you’ll also have to add the company to your list of many concerns.”
Fine, you groan, but it’s gonna take you a bit to get used to it, okay? You’re no <span class="mu-r">SUIT MONKEY!</span>
“Believe us, we’re aware.” Sighs Ms. Mantis.
“This final topic will surely be up your alley then, Ms. Parble!” Replies Hare with renewed confidence in his voice! “You of all people know that <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY</span> is made up of several divisions–<span class="mu-g">MARKETING, R&D, PRODUCTION-</span>”
Yea, yea, you sigh, motioning for him to hurry up, you took the dang <span class="mu-i">tour</span>, okay? What’s his point?
“Well in an effort to move away from the incident,” Mr. Hare replies, not skipping a beat, “We of The Board believe some <span class="mu-g">CORPORATE REBRANDING</span> is in order!”
“In short, vee have too many fingers in too many pies.” Explains Wolf. “And zere are many paths vee can take, but zee perfect juncture, vee believe, is <span class="mu-i">now</span>.”
So, what, you stammer, not quite understanding, are they gonna change the logo or something?
“Think <span class="mu-i">bigger</span>, Parble.” Interjects Ms. Mantis with renewed enthusiasm in her voice, “You saw it yourself–did you really think <span class="mu-g">GOOD BOY</span> thrived solely on <span class="mu-i">dog treats</span>?”
Well, you shrug, they taste pretty good-err, or so you’ve heard!
>CONTD. 