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Hey Heeeeeeey~!
Welcome to the Fantabulous Fiesta of Fortune, everyone! Happy New Year! This next year, your beloved and super-popular Aspect of Fortune, Tychae, has made an extra special New Year's Resolution. Not only will she continue to fulfill all of her duties as Heaven's Number One Top Idol, but she promises to never, ever, EVER use her powers to teleport the boring guy who writes this quest to [Censored]'s secret moon base again.
That got him in a LOT of trouble last time, and even grandpa got mad at me. But don't you all worry, I'll be back again at the end of thread to finish off all those yummy, yummy banked rolls you have for me. I'll just use OTHER means to make the boring guy give me the keyboard. I've got two things that should do the trick. They're big and soft and silky smooth, and if you can guess them before I finish this sentence I'm sure you'll win a special prize!
[BZZZZZZZZZZT!] Wrong! Get your mind out of the gutter. The boring guy's cute, but he's not THAT cute. Jeez, you people.
Pillows. I'm gonna lend him two of my niece's pillows, of course! That'll put him right to sleep, she's literally the... uh... crap, I forgot what the generation after us Aspects is... eh, it's not important, but she has domain over sleep and dreams. That'll put him right out.
Now, since you thought I was gonna distract him with MY perfect pillows, I can't exactly give you any extra rolls. But as a special New Year's give, you can step into my parlor and let me fix you up a deal for those d e l i c i o u s little bits of fortune~
>Spend 1 roll to gain a single bonus feat. You may purchase this once.
>Spend 1 roll to ensure that Hilde fixes your broken equipment before you leave Liliendorf, instead of leaving it to chance.
>Spend 1 roll to gain a single bonus Martial Talent. You may purchase this once.
>Spend 1 roll to gain a single bonus Spell Talent. You may purchase this once.
>Spend 1 roll to gain a single bonus Skill Talent. You may purchase this once.
>Spend 2 rolls to upgrade Joana from an Expert 2/Rogue 5 to a Legendary Rogue 7.
>Spend 2 rolls to upgrade Glen from a Warrior 2/Ranger 5 to a Legendary Ranger 7.
>Spend 2 rolls to upgrade Alex from a Warrior 2/Fighter 3 to a Legendary Fighter 5.
>Spend 3 rolls to grant yourself a +1 inherent bonus to any one attribute. You may purchase this once.
Also, remember everyone! The vote for how Lou-Lou's gonna bribe the fy'all-come-back-nows continues on until tomorrow evening too~
