>>5800794“Why do you need me? Why me?! Does it have to be me?! I mean, I’m great, but seriously?!” Vera regrets that this wasn’t a boring story with a lame garbage-eating villain.
“You’re a relative of one of the big heads of the military. Same individual who trained my former friend Sewel Scott. And, as I was told just now, you might be important for an operation of another friend of mine. Alleged friend too, at this point.” Bodil ruffles Vera’s hair. “We need you to bait Sewel Scott to save you because he’s not going to let his mentor down, and… You know who that is, right? Scott? He’s the bastard who kidnapped you.”
“Why are you telling us all the details?” You interrupt to ask.
“You’re under my wing now, you two! I’m your mama! Welcome to the family! We all need to be on the same page if we want to come out victors!” Bodil hugs you both. “Call me, Mama Bodil. Nobody does. Because they’re a bunch of cowards! Cowards!”
“But I love my actual mom…” The driver thug explains. He seems to have said this a bunch of times already.
“You can have more than one mama. Takes a village to raise a kid… and an army!” Bodil starts laughing.
Nobody is laughing. What the hell is going on now?
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>“How about we help you with one thing and you leave us alone? We’ll be part of the family in spirit.” You wanna have an amicable relationship. You know, to be safe.>“Mama Bodil, could you not do this, please?” Use your puppy dog eyes. You know, the thing you have never done before and never will if this fails.>“How did you find us?” You feel like it’s a little convenient that she just appeared when she did.>“Actually, me and Vera are just friends.” You don’t want to jump forward into a relationship yet! Without her approval at least!>“Isn’t it, like, really bad to have kidnapped a relative of a high governmental officer? This is terrorism.” Try to convince Mama Bodil that this is a bad idea.>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)
