>>5785775>>5785804>>5785834>>5785909>>5785946>>5786016What do you want? What DO you want? You begin to take a mental inventory as your life flashes before your eyes. Food, first of all. To be prepared in advance to start school next week. And ultimately to become a cool ninja like this guy. Okay. That seemed like an accurate summation of your short, medium, and long term goals at this exact moment.
Oh. You've been standing here thinking for way too long. It feels like it's been 20 minutes or something. Respond, RESPOND.
"I want food, to be familiar with the layout for next week, and to be made into you." You says quickly.
He just continues starting at you. What did you miss? Oh.
"Chunin-Sensei." You add, rendering a polite bow.
He takes your measure for another long moment, just letting you stand there while he takes in everything you said. You didn't know him well enough to ascertain *why* yet. Maybe he liked to take his time thinking like you did? Or maybe he just wanted to wait and see if you would squirm.
"... In the academy it's customary to spend the beginning of class on introductions." He provides, finally.
"Uh-" Wait, what was your name, again? Oh! "Mizutani. Otomo."
"Those are both last names."
"The first one is Otomo."
"Hmm..." Rubbing a his chin, and glances down at the piece of paper in front him. He didn't correct you when you called him Chunin-Sensei, so you were probably right on the money. He taps his pen to his tongue and quickly scrawls something down. "-and... there."
"Chunin-Sensei?"
"I've just added you to my shit list. But don't worry, I think I can help you. Yeah... I'm Juro Uchiyama. You will refer to me as Juro-Sensei" He says, standing from his desk and striding over to you. He places his hand on your shoulder and begins forcibly walking you out of the class and through the hall.
"This is Konohagakure Ninja Training Academy. There are four years of instruction, each year of instruction is divided into three classes, each class is divided into three cohorts. You have just bought your way into my cohort. Congratulations."
He continues marching you through the halls, forcibly rapping room labels with his knuckles to draw your attention to them. Random places in this case, like Training Room #3 and the Chunin-Sensei Communal Office. Eventually he practically shoves you out of a set of doors and into a large yard outside the building.
"That-" he says, gesturing to a pale tree in the back corner of the yard. "-Is a pear tree. This-" he says, handing you a short throwing dagger he produced out of nowhere. "-Is a kunai. You will throw the kunai at the pears on the pear tree. You will throw that kunai at pears on the tree. If you miss, you will sprint to the kunai and retrieve it. If you hit, you will walk to the pear and collect it. You will keep going until I tell you to stop."
"Go." He slaps you hard on the back.
>Roll for nailing pears.>1d20+10