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>Employee H to Bond with Sense. Relive your glory days.
Give a guy a bone, eh? Especially after the memory trip you had. He quickly heads over to the cell before any further instructions are given.
The TV sits in the middle of the cell, ready for a new viewer.
Employee H clasps his hands together.
H: Alright, alright, something I can understand. A TV.
H: Let's be good, alright?
Employee H starts twisting the dial to get it to turn on.
Once the static starts to tune to something visible, he sits down.
<span class="mu-i">Get the cameras on, watch his reaction. Watch and see.</span>
The signal is captured, revealing...Hirose standing in front of a suburban house. Clearly fake, then.
He's in a pizza boy's outfit with a box of pizza in his hand.
Employee H's face turns ghost white.
H: Sir. I think we can do something else.
The door opens, revealing a woman in a rather...revealing outfit.
ANOMALY: "I have an extra large sausage pizza for Miss Thompson?"
ANOMALY: "Yes, that's me. I'm so sorry, honey, but..."
Employee H quickly blocks your camera with his body.
H: I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD BE WATCHING SOMETHING ELSE.
ANOMALY: "I'm all out of money. Surely there could be something else I could pay you with?"
ANOMALY: "Well miss, perhaps something fatty would be nice."
H: YEAH THIS WAS POPULAR BUT-
H: WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING? STOP!
He moves away from the camera suddenly. When he does, you see there's nothing on the TV but static.
It cuts back to a shirtless Hirose with a gun in one arm and a girl wearing a bikini in the other.
ANOMALY: "Oh, honey, you're soooo sexy. I can't thank you enough for saving me~!"
The girl rubs her body against Hirose. The gruff Hirose puts a cigarette in his mouth.
ANOMALY: "No problem, sugartits. All in a good day's work by Hey Rise the Fifth!"
Employee H's panic quickly dies out when he sees this. He <span class="mu-g">bursts out laughing, actually.</span>
He coughs and adjusts his posture, taking on a similar stance.
H: All in a great day's work by Chot Ring the Ninth! Without it, we would be bored stupidly!
<span class="mu-g">The two Hiroses laugh in unison.</span>
ANOMALY: "Oh, honey, it's good that you can love yourself."
ANOMALY: "Loving myself? Wait, that gives me an idea."
The TV quickly switches back to static. And then you see two shirtless Hiroses standing in front of each other.
The real Employee H quickly turns around to look at the containment cell airlock.
H: Sir. If you watch this, I'll break into your office and snap your neck.
ANOMALY: "My own clone...the only one truly able to..."
ANOMALY: "Understand your body? Of course, me. I could never..."
Employee H storms out when the camera begins panning below the torso.
And you quickly turn off the camera, good night. You made the mistake of going too deep in this kind of sauce, you'll be stronger willed. <span class="mu-s">that and you don't want to look at whatever the fuck was going to be shown.</span>
