>>5716942>>5716958>>5716982>>5717002>>5717028>This one's mine.You tuck REGENERATE into your OFFHAND. You've no small doubt that'll save your life when it comes.
You then turn back into your mind to shuffle through your cards, one by one in your head, until you settle on two: FIND FAMILIAR and BLACK TENTACLES. The BLACK TENTACLES card rents itself from your mind, another play in the wilds god's game. You know the rules by now.
You are given FIND FAMILIAR in turn. You can summon the service of a fey in the form of a beast, to serve and protect you for as long as its corporeal form lasts--unfortunately, you can't imagine this familiar will serve as much more than fodder for a lightning spell. You take just a millisecond to think--what animal should you pick?
>A BOLSHAYAN BOAR. If it ain't broke..>An OCTOPUS. You saw one of these at the docks once. And you're a little salty you didn't get black tentacles.>A CHICKEN. Really cool animals!!!>[Write-In.] 