Quoted By:
Freefalling down a bottomless pit of indecision, your mind mind hits a patch of memories like a particularly clumped together flock of parrots mid-fall! How many work shifts have you been leapt at by bugs and vermin, Anton? Asks the patchwork quilt of past events with a smirk in its disembodied voice, can you add them all up?
“Err, Ant,” Stammers Tzah-Tzie from behind you, clearly debating whether or not to stick around, “About to get murdered here…”
You’re right, Wall of Thoughts, you respond with a sagely nod, it’d be like counting the drops of water in the sea… or the amount of times you’ve burned your wrist on the fryer…
“Well-spoken…” Your memories reply, “And what tactic never fails? Be it rat, spider, or homeless?”
Your body answers for you by grabbing two handfuls of <span class="mu-b">THROWING KNIVES</span> from your pockets! If you had more time to think, you’d ponder how you haven’t ran out yet, but there’s no <span class="mu-s">TIME!</span> A symphony of spinning metal signals the flight of the blades, and as you prepare your <span class="mu-b">CURVED BLADE</span> for the inevitable close quarters battle, you pause as a pair of wet ‘<span class="mu-s">SPLUTCH!</span>’es confirm direct hits on your foes!
“Aiiieegh, yer gotternme, ya’ craven slipchuck, ye!” Whining in agony as he doubles over onto the docks, Squinty struggles to yank the blade out of wherever it hit as his golemesque compadre continues towards you with a slight limp and a full intent to pound you into mulch!
Just when you think the odds have been evened, a slosh of water and an irritated groan signal the <span class="mu-i">MUCH</span> welcomed return of your favorite warrior gal! Flopping back onto the dock about ten feet away, the salty sea Skog grits her pointy teeth as she rushes to close the distance between her and the massive moleg!
What do!?
>Pepper him with knives–let Volka take him down!
>You got this! Bait him and pommel strike his head!
>Trip the meathead!
>ANTON, TZAH-TZIE, VOLKA COMBO!
>Stay silent! They’ll think you disappeared!
>Write-In!
