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ᕙ [i:lit]Jimena Gimenez[/i:lit] ᕗ
[green]Random Event Rolls: 94, 97, 57, 52, 44, 5, 74, 70, 97
Happens?: No (94)
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[b:lit]I[/b:lit]t's always the same with burgers. You eat one, it's tasty, you eat two, tasty too, you eat three, you regret it, you regret it so, so fucking much. Cursing her spree of generosity, knowing that she's pretty much doomed by the start of the next year if she doesn't pull this out, Jimena nevertheless remains on the floor, unmoved, unflinching, ungiving a shit.
Why? she asks. Why do I have to do ///things///? Did I ask to be born into this life? Was I Hitler? God does not answer. But moaning 'i don't wanna wooooork' as she throws a tantrum prompts ends with her scoring a shrill scream when her father, the hardworking man, splashes her with the water he was drinking. Now fully standing, her hoodie and jeans unbearably wet, Jimena understands that life is simply not fair and that all we can only make do with the bones it throws at us. Then her father sings like a soprano when Jimena buries an ice cube on the back of his neck.
>Start the KOCY:TpoL&NG twitter account if there isn't one
This time, it's like the PC is taking ten times as much to boot up. It's not the case; Jimena is afraid that the faint spark inside of her goes out before the thing turns on. And it's not exactly a high-tech PC either, only what a single dad working dead-end low-wage jobs can buy after saving for a year.
But it will have to do. Otherwise, she's beyond fucked, so it simply has to do. That's how she sees it.
The KOCY:TpoL&NG official Twitter account, as usual, is filled to the brim with fanart of her doppelganger character (also called Jimena) with massive fucking tits and making out at least twice with every other member of the cast, including a cat, a shoe-headad man, and a walking one hundred dollar bill. Very aware that the last shipping is realistic, she decides to make the KOCY:TpoL&NG /sequel/ official Twitter account. She'd both divorce herself from this depravity and gain full control of the content. And once it's done, ten minutes later (the time it took her to crop some pictures) all it needs to shine is the final magic touch: full endorsement from the official account.
