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Rolled 2, 7, 17, 14, 6, 11, 13, 17, 2 = 89 (9d20)
Toady 91, 87 || 98, 76 || 76, 96 || 50, 82 || 91, 85
>Distance from Sand Cubby: 3
>Distance from Furface: 0
>If Distance reaches -ve, YOU are cut off; the distance to the Cubby will increase by the -ve, and Distance reset to 0
>Moar Oww's -8 penalty against Furface will only be for the first turn
Another chomp is going to end you, you know it. The moment you've twisted out of its jaws you BTFO galloping on fours to the sand cubby the diggy Crasha made.
Furface has another idea: the same one.
>Furface 91-8 Atk vs Toady 91+4
>MISS
>Furface 89-8 Chase vs Toady 87+4
>Distance from Cubby now 2
Your Carrionpede movements and Moar Oww managing to grab a chock of hair last second makes Furface <span class="mu-i">juuuust</span> miss.
>Furface 67 Atk vs Toady 98+4
>MISS
>Furface 47 Chase vs Toady 76+4
>Distance 3
Your fulleffort ziggyzagging gets you a lead; the snapping at your back is further off. You might pull ahead, provided you don't stumble.
>Furface 69 Atk vs Toady 96+4
>MISS
>Furface 11 Chase vs Toady 76+4
>Distance 1
>Furface 73 Atk vs Toady 82+4
>MISS
>Furface 23 Chase vs Toady 50+4
>YOURE HERE
You've been muttering the <span class="mu-b">{PILLOWSHEET}</span> chant as you ran, holding back the last bit needed to activate it; the moment you leap into the sand cubby out of sight of almost everyone you finish the chant, flowing ghostlike into the sand.
Furry bastich plunges after you, digging madly, either thinking because you went down so fast you're in a tunnel, or supposing that since the sand it's digging at is packed, you carnt be too deep in.
The moment it catches a mouf-full of Gobb meat it clamps and shakes its head like a mad fuck, trying to thrash you dedd.
It works: that's not YOU, but it is dedd. And packed with three primed BOOMsossijjiz and a whole BOOMcandle.
>baked yez a cake fuckface
>I. HÆT. DOGGZ.
>QM rollan exoload 8D20
>last D20 for meat ration Stuffs defucted
>3 sossijj and 1 candle deducted