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With a flourish of your gloved hands, you grab your REMOTE-CONTROLLED DUCK from your pockets and raise it into a launch position! If this leathery-winged loser wants a duel, he’ll GET a duel! Retrieving the CONTROLLER as well, you notice a new button soldered onto the side–a BIG GREEN ONE MARKED ‘PHASED PLASMA CANNONS-WARNING: HEAVY BATTERY DRAW!’
Flinging the feathered fighter into the fray, Lil’ Stanley salutes the duck-billed device as you dramatically point towards the furball of skulls… and THE BAT!
LAUNCH, DUCK! SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND CONQUER THE HEAVENS!
“... and you razz ART fer’ watchin’ dose’ Japanese cartoons…”
>ROLL ME 1d100+5(+5 DENISE UPGRADES! +5 A FATED ENCOUNTER! -5 MANY BOGEYS!) TO BEAT ON THE BAT! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!
