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After that whole ordeal with Nutmeg you stayed with her for a while until she calmed down. Then you gave her some room. You spent the night on the roof counting stars until you fell asleep. Morning came for you early as the first rays of the sun roused you from sleep. The first order of business was bathing which almost ended tragically for you as the river you found and almost drowned in contained not water but transparent syrup. After that brush with death you decided to forego hygiene for a while and looked for something to eat instead. That one ended much better as you found a small village hidden within one of the forests inhabited entirely by food. Pizza slices, bagels all screamed and ran around like headless chicken as you pretended to be a giant monster tearing down their city.
Sadly your breakfast rampage was ended when a bunch of chess soldiers arrived to arrest you.
"Cavalier Silver! By Mamas orders you must come with us! Surrender your weapons and come peacefully!"
"Mama wants to speak to me? Alright."
After slapping the chesspieces silly you made your way to Wholecake Chateau where even more guards greeted you. Since it was a bit too public you decided to spare their buttcheeks the punishment and went inside. But you did break the spear of the one that kept poking your butt with it. Once in the throneroom you saw Mama tapping the armrest of her throne impatiantly with her son Perospero standing next to her, a large object with a tablecloth covering it and Pekoms the lion laying on his back and moaning painfully.
"Hey Mama! You wanted to talk?"
"Cavalier!"
She doesn't adress you by your name. Bad sign.
"I DEMAND an explanation for the cake!"
"Cake? What cake?"
"THIS CAKE!"
Perospero lifts the cloth, revealing a rather large cake.
"The cake you sent to Mama! What else?!"
"Not hungry. I just ate half a village-"
"SILENCE!"
Mama breaks her throne with the floating sun and cloud behind her growing bigger and meaner to reflect her anger.
"I thought we had an understanding! A deal! But then you send me this?! What do you have to say for yourself?!"
You get closer to the cake to examine it closer and right away you can tell that something ain't right.
"Sniff sniff. That's poisoned."
Mama gets even angrier.
"I got so excited when I saw it! "How thoughtful!" I thought to myself! Then I take a bite into it and it's bitter! Pekoms tried a bite from it and he's been lying on the ground since! You... tried to kill me! DIDN'T YOU?! After everything I've done! Of all thing ungrateful people are one of the things I hate the most!"
>"I can't help you with this but my chef Toxin could. Let me call him."
>"Let me take a closer look at that cake!"
>Apologize
>"I didn't send you this"
>Other?
