>>6173096>>6173100I, err, <span class="mu-i">Agent Octant</span>, if we put Agent Foldworth in a competition with <span class="mu-i">actual Butlers</span> he would <span class="mu-s">get his ass kicked</span>. In real life, actual real life, being a sommelier or a butler or an aid-de-camp is NOTHING like the MOVIES, Agent! It just LOOKS LIKE IT ON AR or in VR or in one of those full immersion scenarios where people dress up and pretend!
That 'Nragheta operative with the sword, who jumped off of a building and landed and said some cool swish thing while waiving his sword around. He <span class="mu-s">thought</span> he was a ninja! An ancient assassin of the night! Agent, <span class="mu-s">he broke his shin jumping off a two story building</span>because in real life when you land foot first on concrete from a very large height the human bone-structure <span class="mu-s">isn't up to the task</span>. Then, yes, he ran at you with a sword and swung it and he was very, very fast - because - and Agent Octant please please please remember this - if you turn the pain receptors of the brain off, pump a body full of adrenaline, and really, really, really convince it to do something it is going to do just that thing. That's how soldiers and salespeople have been motivated to go out and do the impossible for years!
If you drive like FIERCE AND FLEET, it works? Sometimes? A little bit? Because being more intent and focused and STYLISH when driving kinda sorta sometimes work out. And in many cases, the t-thing that holds you back is being nervous, it's being afraid to act, it's being slow, or distracted, or unfocused. You make someone think they're a high flying action vigilante who <span class="mu-s">can</span> jump through the air firing two guns simultaneously and then if they're so hyped up and roaring to go they actually do, well, errr, s-sometimes it works? You can do that! The jumping p-part and the aiming and even the landing and the adrenaline-fuelled rampage! And if your problem is hesitation or holding back or the opposition doesn't expect it or it lets you act with more force, fury, focus and fierceness, then it w-works.
But that Supernaut in B-Rothskies wielding a stopsign he thought was a broadsword? He wasn't <span class="mu-s">acting rationally</span> and he didn't actually have sword skills and believing really, really fiercely he was KRONAN THE something or other only made him swing a stop-sign around, demand people drink beer, hit on people and get shot to death with a confrontration with the police because when the <span class="mu-s">ancient cimmerian protagonist of Robert P Nowards heroic fantasy stories</span> charge a line of grunt citywatchmen, something happens to make sure he survives! If you charge a line of grunt city watch men in real life <span class="mu-s">they shoot you to death with their guns!!!</span>!
Right now, Agent Fold is so <span class="mu-s">brain-cooked</span> he genuinely believes that at any moment a masked supervillian might pop out of the rafters to take the entire bar hostage in some themed event!!
