https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOZVJGwfyR8The path between the pipes twists and turns like a drunken snake as you and your chums scurry along it like a pack of <span class="mu-i">very</span> determined lab rats!
“Why…” Art wheezes over the sound of tubes being torn apart behind you, “Why couldn’t it just be a straight line?”
Because that would be <span class="mu-i">easy</span>, you snarl as you feel the muscles in your thighs start to burn! And god forbid things are ever <span class="mu-s">EASY!</span>
Skidding around a corner, you nearly get to <span class="mu-b">FIRST BASE</span> with a tentacle as it <span class="mu-i">TEARS</span> through the tubes next to you and spills its gassy contents all over the passage! Half-stumbling, half-crawling out of the way, you and your friends dart past the leak just in time to avoid a fresh dose of <span class="mu-b">WILD MAGIC!</span>
“It’s right over here!” Ly shouts as the tubes around you explode with magic and demonic appendages! Chancing a glance behind you, your fears are confirmed: rather than follow the path like proper, <span class="mu-i">civilized</span> adults, the demons have no issue charging through the pipes like animals!
Man, you’re glad you won’t have to clean this up later!
Rounding another bend, your eyes light up as you spot Teevor waiting on an elevator at the end of a long stretch of, uh, <span class="mu-i">passage</span>! Glancing your way with a pleading look in his glowing eyes, the mage frantically beckons you to hurry up!
“<span class="mu-s">THIS WAY!</span>” He shrieks as the demons burst through the pipes behind you! “<span class="mu-s">JUST A LITTLE FURTH-</span>”
Before he can finish, the gossamer-thin blue lights on the elevator flicker a bit, then surge with a fiendish orange light! Shooting you a brief apologetic look, the mage stands frozen like a wax figure as an arc of red electricity jolts the elevator upwards!
“WAIT!” Sybil shouts, blinking over to the elevator just in time to miss it, “STOP!”
“SHIT!” Sputters Art through heavy breaths, “Shit<span class="mu-i">SHIT</span><span class="mu-s">SHIT!</span>”
“Okay, time fer’ Plan B!” Ly announces as you notice a thin layer of <span class="mu-b">PURPLE SMOKE</span> beginning to form on the metal floor below you! “Follow me! I coulda’ swore I saw another!”
He doesn’t have to tell <span class="mu-i">you</span> twice! Fighting through the growing pain in your chest and legs, you continue down a path past the elevator in front of you with the demons still hot on your heels!
<span class="mu-b">UH OH! ROLL ME 1d100+5 (+5 BUNNY SUIT, +5 BONE SPEED, -5 GETTING A LITTLE TIRED HERE) TO CATCH THE NEXT ONE! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
