>>6035893>>6035894>>6035901>>6035953>>6035975>>6036430>>6036679"Ah, the old sheep-diddling myth. One guy gets caught, and suddenly we're all sheep diddlers," you play it off for laughs and change the subject. You then eye the tallest and sturdiest she-orc of the harem and say, "Well, call me cured since someone's caught my attention enough that I won't be thinking about sheep again."
The she-orc stands over seven feet tall, a solid mass of over three hundred pounds of pure green muscle. You can't help but marvel at her abs and thighs, as thick as tree roots. "I am Urza Pelviscrusher, and I was the top wife of Azov the Defiler!" she bellows, looking down at you with a fierce gaze. "Take off your armor, human. It's mating time!"
> 1. "You mean... right now? In front of everyone? I... I'm not sure I can get it up under such pressure."> 2. "I... I'd prefer a dinner date first. Wait, I think I heard some orcs say, 'Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.' Oh, they were talking about Azov's meat, weren't they?! Never mind."> 3. "I should warn you, humans have the largest penis-to-body ratio among primates. For example, a chimp might weigh over 400 pounds but only have a 1.5-inch penis when erect, while even a 120-pound human might be swinging a 9-incher. Why do I know so much about penises? Don't judge me."> 4. "As a lawful good paladin, I will follow my sacred duty to preserve the local laws... and JAM IT IN!"> 5. "Just for the record, do you eat humans? What? You've eaten hundreds of humans... including babies?! Forget I asked. Silly question. My bad."> 6. "I need a moment to process this. Maybe a quick breather before... mating time? Is there a manual or a guidebook for this? I'm feeling a bit lost here."> 7. "Pelviscrusher is just a funny, quirky, ironic title that has nothing to do with something you have done, right? Right?!"> _ 