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Even you realize leaving human waste in your living space poses a health hazard. In a complex ordeal that I didn't feel like drawing, you fetch your garden hose from outside and bring it indoors. In doing so you might have accidentally exposed yourself to several passersby, but that's OK, this is an emergency situation.
Meanwhile, the pee has dissolved into the poop, making the poop a bit runnier and, you hope, easier to remove. You realize this may not be a very good idea but you sure don't have any better ones.
Roll me 1d100 for success, best of 3
