>>6106185[5/5]
You've spent countless hours doing stunts like this for a particular racing movie you were lucky enough to be the lead star in. Even if all people remember you is for your famous role as a druggie ('method acting' is the term for it you think) your favorite role will always be as the street racer driving the coolest shit. Even if those fucking Hollywood journalist scum are too busy huffing their own farts and bitching about useless hit like 'plot' and 'plausibility' to appreciate true cinema. When you're in the top circles of power after this War is done, you'll get your revenge on the journalist scum who review-bombed the film. You still remember their names. "DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
>[CRUSADER RAGE] ENGAGED"Rifles at the ready, got Citadel in my sights!" You see the rest of the crusader trucks behind you via the rearview mirror. Down the road you can see people scrambling behind a chain-link fence by some building you think is a police station. As expected, Citadel isn't going to be undefended. Good too, since you're itching for a fight. "Remember, concentrate here, then we can move on. I want these fucks cleared out before they can even figure out what's going on! We win here and we show the whole Badlands who's boss!" That last part might be a bit of an exaggeration, but you're too amped up to even think about giving a shit. "We're doing this for CHRIST!"
>The Battle For Sacaton Begins>Roll Four d20s>Feel free to make meth-compatible suggestions [Optional]Wait, how many d20? Am I actually on meth to have typed such a thing? Surely, no, as the power of such substances would have allowed me to write this update ten times over in the grossly long period, verily! Quality probably wouldn't have suffered either but rather would have improved (i.e. would have been able to write somewhat passable lunatic meth connoisseur dialogue and antics)
>>6105731Post unclear, ended up doing eight Crusades...
