>>6054193“<span class="mu-s">Oh my god.</span>” The Bride realizes the truth. “I’m pestering a random family enjoying their vacation, aren’t I?!”
“We’re not related.” Matilda says.
“…I’m pestering a random congregation of strangers enjoying their vacation, aren’t I?!” The Bride is embarrassed.
“It’s not a vacation, we’re visiting someone, and we got the wrong number.” You explain.
“Oh! What a terrible game of fate brought us to this moment.” The Bride wants to cry again. “But I suppose this will be for your benefit. Name your price, tell me how valuable your silence is. Just not a word to anyone about what we talked about.”
This is turning into a full-fledged adventure, and you’re not in the mood to deal with shenanigans, but…
<span class="mu-s">Accept the bribe from the bride?</span>
>Yes. Money good.>Of course not! You won’t take advantage of people at their lowest!>Write In.<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>“Do you know a patron who goes by Fiora?” Maybe the Bride met your spooky buddy. She’s pretty unforgettable...>“Can you tell us more of what’s going on with you? Maybe we can help.” Get in someone’s business for no reason but the fondness of your heart.>“Good luck with your dysfunctional wedding, and your future dysfunctional family.” Wave goodbye. You don’t have to deal with this.>Write In.(Only Reply of the Day, we return tomorrow!)
