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In the dead of night, you're jolted awake by the uneasy feeling of being watched. As your eyes adjust to the murky shadows of your room, you find yourself locking gazes with a colossal, round head sporting unnervingly large eyes—a demon that has inexplicably materialized at the foot of your bed. "Really?" you think, stifling a groan. "Can't even a person get a decent night's sleep without some demon staging a bedroom invasion?" Your heart pounds, not just from fear, but also from the sheer absurdity of your midnight visitor. You consider asking her if she's lost, or perhaps here to offer a particularly bizarre form of therapy, but then again, how does one even begin a polite conversation with a creature from the depths of hell?
>Inquire about its identity.
>Question if it has mistaken your residence for another.
>Inform her that your no-solicitation policy extends to demons, and your soul is not on the market.
>Reach for your medication, as it typically resolves such encounters.
>Offer her a cup of tea and ask if she likes board games.
>Write In
