>>6334592It isn’t hard to follow the six-eyed girl, even if she <span class="mu-i">does</span> rush ahead on fleet feet! Following her close, however, you manage to duck and weave most of the Crystalmelt guests idling in your path, and the ones you jostle earn a quick apology from you as you scamper by!
“I-It’s through there!” She sputters as you hear the muffled, but still noisy commotion she described just a few rooms ahead! “Th-they might just be a little drunk, but-”
You don’t even wait for her description–you recognize one of the raised voices immediately, and that’s cause enough for you to dart through the dressing room!
“I-IT’S CUSTOMARY TO STRIP DOW-”
NO TIME! Bursting into the bathhouse, you barely manage to <span class="mu-s">LIMBO</span> beneath a fireball aimed at your head! As it tears through some kind of bamboo-esque feature behind you, you order its thrower to stand down! It’s <span class="mu-i">YOU</span>!
“Huh? What the HELLS are you doing here?”
Nice to see you too, Rezzie. Before you can interrogate the demon, you feel something slink over to your side! T-Tzah-Tzie?!
“<span class="mu-i">Wrong, try again!</span>”
Ah, <span class="mu-i">Toppel</span>. Still a Durher, you see-<span class="mu-i">OW!</span>
“<span class="mu-i">Keep your voice down!</span>” Mutters the magess as she remains behind you with a wary look on her tiny face! “<span class="mu-i">There’s</span>--”
Before she can finish, the water in front of you <span class="mu-i">ERUPTS</span> as something <span class="mu-s">HUGE</span> leaps out with a beastly roar! Snatching you up in its sinewy arms, they’re about two seconds from putting you into a crocodile deathroll when their big yellow eyes realize who they’re dealing with!
“... Rook!?” Volka sputters, still dripping as she stares you down with visible confusion etched into her features, “The Hells are you doin’ in the Girl Baths?” A vacant blink leaves her equally-vacant head. “... You <span class="mu-i">ARE</span> a male, right? I never really asked-”
“HAH! If <span class="mu-i">he’s</span> a male then I’d hate to see a FEMALE human!” Croons Rezzie!
“<span class="mu-i">SHHH!!!!</span>” Toppel hisses as her claws dig into your leg!
Can everyone <span class="mu-i">CHILL</span> for a moment!? You were brought here because the attendants heard a racket, so what’s the big dea-
>Roll me 1d100 just for fun! Best of 3! For fun!