>>5665570>>5665663>>5665758You choose card 1.
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HORS-ENSATIONAL! It's an ACE OF SECRETARIATS!
Since you picked a matching card, your DRAW move:
>Horse shoe toss!succeeds! Also, since you picked the highest card possible, your attack is four times as deadly!
>>5665088>>5665058You bare your teeth in Flehman response to BARRY. You're not afraid of this bitch. You stoop down to take off your MASTER-CRAFTED, AERODYNAMICALLY ENGINEERED, MAGNAMONIOUS HORSE SLIPPERS and fling it with the force of ten thousand cavalries. It glides through the air like butter, boomeranging around BARRY'S shaft, knocking his balls like that one kid in fifth grade dodgeball. Yeah, fuck you Marcus. You cheating fuck.
BARRY cannot handle the sheer amount of testicular pain and succumbs to his injuries. He falls to the floor, humiliated, and transforms back into JERRY. JERRY is DEAD.
YOU WON!
Your HORSE POINTS have been replenished. GOOD HORSE!
H.O.R.S.E MENU
You have a HEALTHY EQUINE STATUS.
You have FOUR (4) HORSE POINTS.
