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<span class="mu-g">The leaf tickles your fingers as you weigh your choices. To think one little LEAF could do so much…
Loosening your grip on the plant a bit, a slight giggle escapes your lips. Heh, wouldn’t it be hilarious if it just slipped away?
The air around you grows deathly cold.
Yea, you think (thankfully) to yourself, it sure would…
“Kitten…” Shannon murmurs, clearly noticing your hesitation, “Would it help if we showed you how to apply it?”
No, you mutter, and your name isn’t ‘KITTEN.’
Lifting your hand higher in the tree-scented breeze, you look the fairy dead in the eye with a menacing glare of your own. You know, you begin, when it comes down to it, this demon you’re dealing with isn’t that bad!
“Stanley…” Growls Shannon, her voice rumbling like a leopard’s, “The LEAF.”
Sure, they might have tried to tear you apart, you continue as you push off of the golem behind you and stroll idly, but you kinda like that about ‘em! Because at the end of the day, you conclude, taking a position next to the edge with the LEAF’S stem held loosely between your fingers, no matter what kind of gimmick they have or what they’re obsessed with, they can only get SO complicated!
“We’re calling in that FAVOR you owe us-”
Nuh-uh-uh, you interrupt, wagging your LEAF-bearing fingers dangerously close to the pit below, she’s had more than enough time to talk–now she’s gonna LISTEN! Though the air around you fills with faint, unintelligible whispering, Shannon regards you like a wild animal–her eyes glowing yellower with each passing moment!
But you guys, you continue, you’re a bunch of sneaky, tricky little bastards! You should have picked up on it when she gave you that joke of a contract to sign, but you see it clearly now: her little fairy ‘organization’, if she can even call it that, is just another group of power-hungry dickheads trying to make everyone miserable!
The GREEN fog around you fills with a chorus of shrieks and screaming!
“Choose your next actions very… VERY… caref-”
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Choose THIS, BITCH!
And with that, you let the leaf loose into the breeze!
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