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Rolled 4, 5, 10 = 19 (3d12)
You flopp Blew Bewbz over onto the floor, smear her purddy nose n meof with your armpit sauce to keep her swooned, then topple the couch over her; keep her down and covered.
Globey breaks through the Sord Screen and lets out a freezing blast from its mouth.
>GLOBEY 19+8 vs Toady 86+6
>MISST
You duck behind the couch handily, then near immediately vault over when the gust peters, your Beastie Whapp all coiled and bunched up in one hand.
With a leap and a noice ringing <span class="mu-s">W H A P P</span> you stab <span class="mu-b">Daggy</span> into the top of its nog, then drag yourself into its zone.
<span class="mu-b">Daggy</span> comes free easily, almost obediently into your hand; your other hand finds GOLDIE, and Noiffy goes into an elbowcrook.
You hit this traitor Globey with your best closework, then use a hard Whapp lash away while kicking off for momentum as it raises its fists to smoosh you, then use the distance gained to send another WHAPP into its bodyface while you reset.
>Toady 91+21 vs GLOBEY 15
>HIT 38+6, +6 Vorpal, +3 Balefire; Balefire does double damage to freezifaggz
>-6Dur, -10Dur, -10HP
>GLOBEY 5Dur 103HP, 2 Balefire, 4 Noxic
Only on landing do you feel something's off: your hands and feet, even with the Dewclaws, have a harder time catching hold. You need to really flatten and dig in to skid to a stop.
>nerr
>shidd
>Attack and Dodge rolls -8 within Globey's
<span class="mu-b">{HOAR AURA}</span>
>Rolling below 50 results in PRONE
GLOBEY va Traitah doesn't like GOLDIE's majjic hotts very much lal; you can see the beginnings of fear in its semi-dumb face.
You swing both ends of the Whapp, opposing torques, leading your body into a twisting blur as you charge.
<span class="mu-r">C A R R I O N</span>
>TOADY 87+21-8 vs GLOBEY 11
>HIT 38, +6 Vorpal, +5 Balefire x2
>-5Dur -39HP -10HP
>GLOBEY 64HP, 4 Balefire, 8 Noxic
You land, skidding, then flopping on your face, still skidding. As it happens, GLOBEY was aiming for your face and completely misses.
>GLOBEY 21 vs TOADY 47-8
>MISST
>TOADY PRONED BY {HOAR AURA}
That's all the good news; the bad news is, your <span class="mu-r">J O Y H A V O Q</span> frenzy had a lot of momentum built up unspent.
You are carried, still scrabbling desperately, into the Sord Screen.
>ohnonono
>TOADY NAT1
>Rollan 3d12 SHREDDY