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An offended woman is charging you for a second time this night! Such is life of a monster, you suppose, odd and full of anime fights. Her little gallop makes for a pretty effective rush, but it has one fatal flaw! The absolute fool that she is, she's TOUCHING THE GROUND.
Thin strands of hyphae grow from somewhere deep inside of you, through your tentacles and along the stone floor, spreading in every direction. Your control isn't very good, but the faint sense of touch in your mycelium is enough to notice where the sharp ends of her front legs land. With speed that surprises even you, the strands surge up and along her legs, getting a third of the way up to her knee almost instantly. As she keeps running, she tries to raise her front legs and tears herself off! You wince at the mild pain, but the sudden jerk she receives is enough to trip her.
The crowd of monsters lets out a collective "Oooo" of varying excitement and disappointment as the pony faceplants the ground directly in front of you. Good thing she doesn't have a nose to break.
Judging by the increased steam output of her vents, that made her seethe A LOT.
You figure it's a good time to impart some wisdom on her. "Okay, wagie, first of, playing League in ANY way is wrong, and it should be destroyed. Secondly, playing for "fun" is the WORST of the wrong ways you could ever.."
